I think by now everyone has heard of Megan Fox. She was called the sexiest woman on earth and was all over e true hollywood. At first glance, && second glance && third glance shes completely gorgeous. Shes the perfect picture of what america believes to be absolute beauty right? Shes got a flat tummy, somewhat nice curves (more stick figured then curvasious) and nice boobs (although in my opinion they could be a bit bigger). Most importantly she has a stunning and quite unique face. Therefore, shes gorgeous. Exactly what america portrays as a beautiful flawless woman. Wait, wait. Did i just say flawless? Lol yea i did.. but i forgot to mention Megan Foxs biggest ( && possibly only flaw besides the fact that she lives with her legs open)... her thumbs look like a big toe!
Okay, so im with my friend trey right. We were hanging with some friends at this guys house and i dont know how the subject of Megan Fox came up. Probably just cause shes really pretty.. well i dont know.. Anyway my friend trey is like " have yew seeen her thumbs" im like "no?... whats wrong with them?.." and hes like" they look like big toes( :p ) .. they just look really weird" So, of course, we all got curious. We got online and looked up Megan Foxs thumbs. Sure enough there were already pictures of her thumbs up && other regular pictures of her with circles around her thumbs intended to attract attention. I think all the guys jaws dropped, but not for a good reason.. (and thats because they were all gay) lmao yea even i was shocked to see how extremely weird her thumbs looked :p
But i guess never the less, and despite the very odd thumbs she has, shes still completely beautiful. But i realize that having weird thumbs can be unattractive to guys so i came up with some solutions:
1. she can just cut off her thumbs (although that would be even more of a turn off)
2. she can walk around with a fist all day( thumbs tucked inside her fingers)
3. she can just sit on her hands where ever she goes
4. always wear a jacket with pockets so she can hide her thumbs.
&& the list goes on.. but i think you get the idea ;)
lmao. wtf? dude megan fox is super pretty but i have never read a blog about how ugly her thumbs are lol. they are not that bad i guess. they are a bit weird but shes still very datable. shes still pretty, amazingly beautiful if you ask me, but yea i agree her thumbs are weird.
ReplyDeletedam!! i dont give a fkkk abutt her thumbbss shes fukinn sexxy as hell the pik of herr in the towel in the tub, id just make her hid her thumbss n idd fukk her there!
ReplyDeletemegan fox? she's the girl from transformers right" i have not seen the movie yet so im not sure. but im positive she was a playboy model. lol playboy let her model with those weird thumbs? im sorry. sure her face is real nice and her body is banging but her thumbs are super ugly. i just want to chop them off of her hands and throw them away. haha nice blog babe. I got a kick out of that one.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard while reading this. I think this is the stupidest thing i have ready all day. But its really funny. Cerra do something else besides blog please. haha. wow. Where did you find those ugly pictures of her thumbs? They're gross. But I agree with everyone else, she's still pretty. Haha I bookmarked your blog cause i have to show this to my friends. Its hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI think she is flawless reguardless of her thumbs. I have thumbs like that and i think im still beautiful so i dont see what the big deal is. they are just thumbs and she is still pretty so those of you who think its so weird just get over it. they are just thumbs and shia still likes her no matter what. i mean i have thumbs like that and its not a big deal its just a type of thumb
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well its not old news. megan fox has nasty ass thumbs :p and wtf is up with abbys comment? its a type of thumb? its disgusting and if you have thumbs like her then your thumbs are ugly as fuck too abby. lmao i think all you girls with clubbed thumbs should have a battle to the death with only one surviver and that person wins a chance to go on Dr. 90210 and get theirs thumbs fixed cause thats just sad how pretty megan fox is. cause her thumbs ruin everygthing sexy about her. imagin fucking her and her sticking that cork in your ass hole.. eww i vomit just typing it!!!
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shia doesnt care about her thumbs cause he got lucky having her. he probably just doesnt look at her thumbs cause they are ugly but her face and body is smokin'
ReplyDeletehaha i cant believe u took the time 2 make this blogg&& everyone is taking the time 2 comment it ,,,including me lol. its really ridiculously funny though cz i didnt know she had weird thumbs till i read yewr blog. i learn something new everyday lol. its really funny :)
ReplyDeleteclubbed thumbs? eww so gross. sorry megan but it kills everything hot about you.
ReplyDeleteSo i see you followed my advice to make a blog about megan fox and how she has weird thumbs and look how well it did?! Nine comments already. Can you imagine. See people eat that shit up. Pretty girls with one major flaw and i mean MAJOR flaw. her thumbs trip me out. its gross. good job. im following you.
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