I think by now everyone has heard of Megan Fox. She was called the sexiest woman on earth and was all over e true hollywood. At first glance, && second glance && third glance shes completely gorgeous. Shes the perfect picture of what america believes to be absolute beauty right? Shes got a flat tummy, somewhat nice curves (more stick figured then curvasious) and nice boobs (although in my opinion they could be a bit bigger). Most importantly she has a stunning and quite unique face. Therefore, shes gorgeous. Exactly what america portrays as a beautiful flawless woman. Wait, wait. Did i just say flawless? Lol yea i did.. but i forgot to mention Megan Foxs biggest ( && possibly only flaw besides the fact that she lives with her legs open)... her thumbs look like a big toe!
Okay, so im with my friend trey right. We were hanging with some friends at this guys house and i dont know how the subject of Megan Fox came up. Probably just cause shes really pretty.. well i dont know.. Anyway my friend trey is like " have yew seeen her thumbs" im like "no?... whats wrong with them?.." and hes like" they look like big toes( :p ) .. they just look really weird" So, of course, we all got curious. We got online and looked up Megan Foxs thumbs. Sure enough there were already pictures of her thumbs up && other regular pictures of her with circles around her thumbs intended to attract attention. I think all the guys jaws dropped, but not for a good reason.. (and thats because they were all gay) lmao yea even i was shocked to see how extremely weird her thumbs looked :p
But i guess never the less, and despite the very odd thumbs she has, shes still completely beautiful. But i realize that having weird thumbs can be unattractive to guys so i came up with some solutions:
1. she can just cut off her thumbs (although that would be even more of a turn off)
2. she can walk around with a fist all day( thumbs tucked inside her fingers)
3. she can just sit on her hands where ever she goes
4. always wear a jacket with pockets so she can hide her thumbs.
&& the list goes on.. but i think you get the idea ;)